ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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