She announced her abortion via fbk
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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