It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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