He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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