You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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