As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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