i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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