I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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