Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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