i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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