Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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