i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
