No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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