I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
