I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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