Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
lol hangovers are for mortals.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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