I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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