Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
