on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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