Don't you send me to vm
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I understand Curling. That high.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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