rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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