My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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