It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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