i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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