first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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