Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Randomize
