Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you mean i was at the winter classic?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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