i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
