i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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