He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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