he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
