That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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