You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Randomize
