dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
