I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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