try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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