your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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