Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There r osticjed everywhere
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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