I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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