redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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