If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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