"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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