You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
