i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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