oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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