Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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