but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
what the fuck happened to the tacos
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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