Hey man sorry I got all grabby
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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