okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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