somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Non-Jews are for practice
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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